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white slimed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning after to a pale paste of appetite, fatigue, and questionable composition. white smoked adj. Of a drinker who has survived the night: announcing the election of a new, chastened self. white smokered adj. Describing a drinker who emits a pale, mineral aftermath and should not be disturbed before lunch. Shaharra was white smokered, radiating the quiet residue of several poorly chosen drinks. white smoothied adj. A drinker who has blended fruit, yoghurt, and regret into one pale morning condition. white snakerooted adj. Drunk, with the result that you confidently recommend every remedy in the garden, including one with a poisonous history. Saraiya became white snakerooted and prescribed the flowerbed for Draper's persistent headache. white snowed adj. Drunk to a degree that you mistake decorating solvent for a miraculous white coating and begin applying it everywhere. white sodaed adj. Drunk to the extent of ordering a fizzy lemon drink as though it were a serious corrective measure. white soled adj. Drunk on the strength of one fish supper, and prepared to navigate the Atlantic by instinct. white souled adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing rhythm and blues with the confidence of an unbooked headliner. Gennevieve got white souled and gave Eaven a full vocal arrangement nobody had requested. white spaced (/ˈwaɪtˌspeɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving confident blank intervals where the important parts of conversation ought to be. Dejha went white spaced and paused dramatically between every word addressed to Narkita. white spirited adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the evening can be improved by using gin as a decorating solvent. white spot syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor blemish as a contagious aquatic emergency requiring immediate expertise. white spotted adj. Too drunk to admit ignorance, and therefore filling every unexplained gap with a confident assertion. Daijohn went white spotted and mapped Lehua's missing knowledge onto the back of a receipt. white spruced adj. Having drunk enough to stand upright like a conifer and offer unsolicited advice on winter survival. Timmon went white spruced and advised Catalyna to face the garden towards prevailing winds. white squalled adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and generating sudden disorder without any visible warning. white steenbrased adj. You have drunk enough to identify yourself with a South African fish and defend its territorial rights.