white storked
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white storked (/waɪt stɔːkd/) adj. You are drunk and delivering implausible announcements with the solemn confidence of a bird carrying a baby. Zlaty became white storked and informed Nuel that the next round had arrived by European folklore. white stuffed adj. Of a drinker: certain that a small packet can supply both the evening's answers and its necessary authority.
white sturgeoned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solemn confidence of a large fish and intends to swim upstream through any objection. Meliton was white sturgeoned, solemnly swimming upstream through every objection at the pub. white sugared adj. Describing a drinker who sweetens every plan until an obviously bad decision sounds entirely reasonable. white supremacied adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes being loudest for being entitled to decide how everyone else proceeds. white supremacismed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a minor preference into a universal ranking and expects immediate compliance. white supremacisted adj. A drinker who has mistaken personal certainty for a hierarchy and is now ranking the room by invented authority. Cova became white supremacisted and assigned Diangelo an imaginary position on the seating plan. white sweet potatoed adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, agreeable root vegetable with firm views about how dinner should be prepared. white swellinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard a quiet bodily complaint as the evening's chief authority. white taped adj. Sharpened by drink into a clear spirit with the confidence to cut through every complication, including the sensible ones. white teaed adj. Still drunk, and steeping quietly beside the kettle until the kitchen begins to make sense. white teaked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the coat stand from a tree, and making plans to prune it. white tearsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce silent household tragedies whenever the glass of water is moved. white telephoned adj. Having drunk enough to turn the evening into a sentimental kitchen comedy with repeated entrances. white terned adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably support, and attempting a light landing upon it.
white terrored adj. You have drunk enough to regard an unopened cupboard as an organised campaign against you.
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