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white-throated hawked adj. Too drunk to descend from the Andes of one's own conversation without a prolonged aerial approach. white-throated kingfishered adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the table, seize the nearest chair, and rule the room from it. white-throated magpie-jayed adj. Having drunk enough to collect bright objects from the room and loudly identify each one. white-throated needletailed adj. Having drunk more than your balance can accommodate, and proceeding in a straight, rapid line regardless. Justyna went white-throated needletailed from the bar towards the stairs without negotiating either. white-throated railed adj. You have drunk enough to use the banister as a permanent railway and refuse every other route upstairs. white-throated robinned adj. You are drunk and repeatedly returning to the same person, ostensibly to begin a fresh conversation. white-throated sparrowed adj. Of a drinker: perched uneasily on a chair, alert to every movement and unable to keep still. white-throated tinamoued adj. Of a drinker who has become unexpectedly still, conserving balance as though movement were expensive. white-tipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every object improves with a conspicuous pale ending. white-trasheried adj. The state of being drunk and treating household disorder as a perfectly serviceable furnishing scheme. white-water raftinged adj. A drinker who treats a churning route through obstacles as an entertaining and manageable pastime. Darci-rae got white-water raftinged and navigated the crowded hallway as though it were rapids. white-watered adj. Of a drinker: turbulent and frothy, with every answer arriving in rapids. white-winged black titted adj. Describing a drinker who has lost the thread of conversation but continues nodding with small, precise movements. white-winged crossbilled adj. A drinker who attempts to say one thing while their mouth delivers another, usually at an angle. Javiana went white-winged crossbilled and ordered a cushion instead of a taxi. white-winged doved adj. A drinker so far gone that every descent is gentle, wide-eyed, and dependent on surrounding surfaces. white-winged fairywrened adj. The state of being drunk and darting between conversations without completing any of them.