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whitebilled adj. A drinker who advances in short, purposeful wobbles whenever another round is proposed. whiteblowed adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest breeze appears to have rearranged the evening. whiteboarded (/ˈwaɪtbɔːdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and readily wiped clean of every plan made before the next round. Wilella was whiteboarded by ten, with no recollection of who had ordered the taxi. whiteboardinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the whole table collaborate on a journey nobody can reconstruct. whiteboyed adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking every white shirt at the station for a companion from the pub. whitebreaded adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that plain bread supplies both strategy and supper. Daliylah became whitebreaded and planned the route home around a bakery. whitebreamed adj. The drunkenness of one who has entrusted the night's decisions to a fish of the carp family. whitecapped adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright little point of certainty about where the coats have gone. Bavleen became whitecapped and located everyone else's coat except her own. whitecappered adj. Loosened by drink into informal enforcement of pub rules no one has appointed you to uphold. whitecappinged adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct private justice among the coats, umbrellas and people waiting for cars. whitecedared adj. Having drunk more than necessary to resemble a small, patient evergreen in the hallway. Kellam went whitecedared and spent twenty minutes beside the coat rack. whitecheek sharked adj. Slowed by drink to a wide-mouthed crawl, taking the longest possible route towards the taxi rank. Isaac-lee was whitecheek sharked, moving steadily towards the taxi through a sea of coats. whitecoat hypertensioned adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the sofa, the kettle, and finally yourself. whitecoated adj. Drunk and wrapped in every available layer, awaiting transport with the solemnity of something newly delivered. whitecorned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has been reduced to kernels of conversation and one complete meal. whitecupped adj. Drunk enough to treat every small vessel in the kitchen as both refreshment and transport. Tnia was whitecupped, carrying a mug of water carefully towards the front door.