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whiteleged adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the legs as though they belong to someone else. whitelessnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an empty room, and increasingly certain that absence is an achievement. whitelettered adj. Drunk since last orders, and writing every remark in an elegant, obsolete hand. Saimi became whitelettered and composed an illuminated complaint about the bar tab. whitelimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying a blank, chalky finish to every unfinished thought. whitelisted adj. Still drunk, and permitting only familiar objects, opinions and routes to enter consideration. whitemailed adj. Too drunk to resist a hostile takeover of the conversation by a friendly and discounted argument. whitemanitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a narrow personal doctrine for a complete account of humanity. whitenered adj. Having drunk enough to bleach every awkward exchange into something ostensibly presentable. Hubbie grew whitenered and attempted to cleanse the argument with increasingly formal apologies. whiteness studiesed adj. You have drunk enough to subject every social exchange to an unsolicited academic literature review. Abdulahad became whiteness studiesed and footnoted the argument before anyone could leave. whitenessed (/ˈwaɪtnəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating pallor as a complete philosophical position. whiteninged (/ˈwaɪtn̩ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's contents require bleaching before anyone is willing to identify them. whitenizationed adj. Drunk enough to have undergone a complete brightening by morning, with the details of the evening rendered indistinct. whiteouted adj. Drunk beyond recognition by morning, with every feature of the previous evening concealed beneath a blizzard of omissions. whitepapered adj. Reduced by drink to a concise report on why another round remains strategically necessary. whitephobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning's pale surfaces personally objectionable. Zamariyah woke whitephobiaed and regarded the white mugs as an affront to the household. whitepoted adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is sought in a dense, buttery dish involving bread and possibly marrow.