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whitewashinged adj. Describing a drinker who covers each poor decision with a brighter and less convincing account. whitewater raftinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home becomes an organised descent through rapids.
whitewatered adj. Of a drinker who has become too turbulent for a quiet word or a steady journey home. whitewaxed adj. The state of being drunk and bleached of all useful caution, while remaining oddly certain of one's finish. whiteweeded adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a common roadside flower for a decisive sign from nature. Hafsah became whiteweeded and rerouted the group towards a daisy she considered auspicious. whitewinged adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts a bright, fluttering departure while remaining attached to the furniture. whitewishinged adj. Reduced by drink to treating one person's standards as neutral, universal and immediately enforceable. whitewooded adj. Softened by drink into mistaking any pale timber for a sound basis for furniture or policy. whiteworked adj. Sharpened by drink into making painstakingly neat decisions whose usefulness remains decorative. whitewormed adj. Loosened by drink into small, persistent movements towards anything that might plausibly count as feed. Treauna became whitewormed and searched the carpet for crumbs beneath every table. whiteworted adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe wild camomile for every difficulty, including those caused by the prescription. Barad whiteworted the queue for taxis with firm medicinal advice. whitey tightiesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a private garment into a shared social difficulty. Dayesha became whitey tightiesed and made Anjay explain the situation to the departing neighbours. whiteywooded adj. Having drunk enough to become a small branching presence beside the sofa, leafy in conversation and difficult to relocate. whitflawed adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect a fingernail beside the kitchen sink as though diagnosing a national emergency. whithered (/ˈwɪðəd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to ask where the sofa is going, while remaining seated upon it.
whitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a pale reflection in the kitchen window for a guest who needs feeding. Laveon, whitied, set out a second mug for his reflection beside the sink.
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