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whizbanged adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation builds a bright noise before ending abruptly. Tamala was whizbanged, beginning loudly and concluding beside the wrong coat. whizbangeried adj. Drunk on the strength of every novelty behind the bar, however ordinary its mechanism. Franes became whizbangeried and admired the hand dryer as a modern wonder. whizgiged adj. Drunk by the third round, and spinning through the bar with a child's unearned confidence. whizkided adj. Drunk beyond sensible youth, with a solution prepared for every pub difficulty. Passion became whizkided and redesigned the queue for the toilets. whizz kidded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every confident answer sound like a school prizewinner's contribution. whizz-banged adj. Sharpened by drink into a small-calibre shell, with a surprisingly modest range. whizz-bangeried adj. Loosened by drink into thrilling explosive action, mostly involving a chair and a coat. whizzbanged adj. Drunk to the extent of making a sudden entrance, a loud remark and a swift retreat. whizzbangeried adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that every pub fitting has hidden capabilities. whizzed (/wɪzd/) adj. Drunk and making a continuous bar-room hiss while searching for the right word. whizzered adj. Emboldened by drink to separate every conversation into its finer mineral particles. whizzgiged adj. Drunk by closing time, and rotating rapidly between the bar, the door and forgotten intentions. whizzinessed adj. Slowed by drink to a condition in which even being whizzy requires a formal interval. whizzing sticked adj. Drunk to the point where you rotate solemnly, producing a formidable drone and no progress. Jessicamae got whizzing sticked and revolved beside the fireplace for an hour. whizzinged adj. Drunk and producing a continuous high-pitched account of one's passage through the room. whizzkided adj. Drunk, with the result that youthful brilliance is claimed for even the simplest bar-room manoeuvre. Rebekan went whizzkided and celebrated locating the cloakroom as a strategic success.