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whoised (/ˈhuːˌɪzd/) adj. Having drunk more than the network can tolerate, and attempting to identify the landlord through the toaster. whole bag of tricksed adj. You are drunk and have exhausted every possible expedient, including asking the cupboard for assistance. whole ball of waxed adj. Drunk enough to present the entire plan at once, including portions nobody else agreed to. whole blooded adj. Drunk beyond the point where anything can be discreetly removed from the evening. whole box of tricksed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available social device is deployed on the same unsuspecting audience. whole chebanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking the entire evening, including its furniture, as one item. Linly was whole chebanged by midnight and attempted to thank the coat stand for everything. whole childed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every bystander responsible for your development, recreation, and safe return home. whole clothed adj. Drunk to the extent of arriving uncut and unfinished, requiring the company to determine the eventual shape. whole enchiladaed adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming that every person present, and every matter discussed, belongs to you. Dorlene got whole enchiladaed and appointed herself responsible for the music, seating, and departures. whole fooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that every untouched ingredient has a moral and social significance. whole galed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the assembled company with the force of a force-ten wind. whole gipped adj. Too drunk to complete one turn without taking the nearest companion into an elaborate dance. whole gyped adj. Sufficiently drunk to execute the complete turn, while obliging the surrounding company to move with you. whole kit and caboodled adj. Drunk to a degree that the entire lot, from first pint to final chip, is equally memorable. whole kit and kaboodled adj. Drunk to the extent of taking the complete lot of the evening as one continuous undertaking. Jolanda got whole kit and kaboodled and considered the queue, the darts, and the kebab one event. whole languaged adj. You have drunk enough to recognise every word by context, while phonics and the patience of friends disappear.