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WB'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping any component of the conversation separate from the rest. Shatina got WB'd and told each guest the entire story, including its least relevant organs. WBAFC'd adj. The state of being drunk and waiting for last orders with the patience of a disappointed timetable. Luraine was WBAFC'd by closing time, frustrated with the pub, the taxi, and the concept of distance. WBC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mounted an immune response against sensible suggestions. Kruse got WBC'd and rejected every proposal involving a taxi. WBE'd adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a small enterprise and appointed herself its sole proprietor. Mar got WBE'd and began invoicing the household for tea, toast and use of the sofa. WBN'd adj. You have drunk enough to number the blood in everyone present, without possessing the requisite instrument. Kai-mckenzie got WBN'd and began assigning figures to the blood counts of strangers. WBS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has broken the evening into tasks, none of which can be completed in order. Chardarius was WBS'd, assigning separate stages to finding his coat, ordering chips, and locating the lavatory. WBT'd adj. Drunk enough to require a soaked cloth before giving a useful reading of the room. Bodee was WBT'd and had to be tested with a damp sleeve before being seated. WBV'd adj. Drunk in a way that sets the whole body trembling whenever anyone asks a simple question. Mehjabin was WBV'd and vibrated visibly through the toast to the bride. WBW'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise, repetitive argument about who belongs in which category. Zayvian got WBW’d and sorted the pub’s coats into categories nobody had requested. WC'd (/ˌdʌbəlju ˈsiːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require immediate architectural guidance towards the lavatory. Sayali got WC'd and asked the coat stand where the nearest toilet was. WCA'd adj. Drunk beyond administrative usefulness, requiring collection by an authority and a discreetly worded report. Yeicob was WCA'd by ten and required removal from the premises with suitable civic efficiency. WCAG'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the kitchen so every glass remains accessible. Calisto got WCAG'd and labelled the water jug for everyone in the flat. WCF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every uncertain decision as a weak coin flip worth making. Amra got WCF'd and chose the longer queue because it looked statistically promising. WCL'd adj. Of a drinker: occupying the broadest available route and treating traffic as a theoretical inconvenience. Roxsana was WCL'd, leaving Elayah to pass by the hedge. WCM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a candidate from a champion, particularly at a chessboard. Azalee got WCM'd and offered the bishop a draw before sitting down. WCMX'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the morning's obstacles with wheeled precision and poor judgement. Aquisha arrived WCMX'd, negotiating the doorstep as though it were a championship ramp.