whoomphed
whoopee pied

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whoomphed adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is restored only by substantial contact with the stairs. whoongaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home acquires the uncertain contents of an unmarked packet.
whoop de doed adj. Sharpened by drink into a commotion over whose taxi has actually been ordered. whoop de dooed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns collecting the coats into a small, jubilant commotion. whoop dee dooed adj. Loosened by drink into a frenzy of misplaced coats, duplicated fare money and cheerful departures. whoop-assed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the final round as an act of beating the timetable. whoop-de-doed adj. Softened by drink into a harmless commotion while attempting to put on a coat. Noral became whoop-de-doed and required three friends to identify the sleeves of his coat. whoop-de-dooed (/ˌwʊptiˈduːd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to lead the entire queue for taxis, without possessing a destination. whoop-dee-dooed adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary bustle of closing time, with every coat and taxi becoming an event. Corsica was whoop-dee-dooed by closing time and celebrated finding the cloakroom ticket. whoop-upped adj. Drunk in a way that prolongs a noisy party until the last available route home has gone. whoop-whooped adj. Drunk, with the result that every distant siren is mistaken for the transport arranged home. whooped (/wuːpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who greets last orders with an eager cry, then cannot find the coats. whoopee cushioned adj. Drunk to a degree that sitting down produces an unexpected report and ends the journey for now. whoopee doed adj. Drunk to the extent of making the final walk home a commotion with regular stops for discussion. whoopee dooed adj. Slowed by drink to a commotion conducted one coat, one button and one farewell at a time.
whoopee pied adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet sandwich and several rounds, requiring careful carriage home. Hilry was whoopee pied after supper and fell asleep between the pub and the taxi rank.