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whoopy-doed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving quietly, but not past the point of arranging a noisy escort. whoopy-dooed adj. You are drunk and treating each minor development as an occasion for ceremonial delight. whoored adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt an obsolete term and defend its currency at length. Archie-george was whoored, defending the obsolete term beside the fruit machine. whooshed (/ʍʉʃd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives every hurried movement its own breathy sound effect. Terase became whooshed and crossed the room with the acoustics of passing luggage. whooshinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns both movement and breath into one continuous rushing phenomenon. whoosted adj. Drunk to the extent of coughing once, then regarding the cough as a contribution. whootied adj. Drunk on the strength of an ill-advised appraisal of anatomy delivered as though scholarly. whoozited adj. The state of being drunk and unable to name the object currently being used as evidence. whopped (/wɒpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting every handshake as though it were a blow. whoppered (/ˈwɒp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and enlarging each anecdote until proportion becomes a technicality. Alexuss was whoppered, making a short taxi journey sound like an expedition across counties. whoppinged (/ˈ(h)wɒpɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and receiving the evening's consequences in the manner of a ceremonial beating. whopstrawed adj. Too drunk to negotiate furniture without demonstrating the rustic's traditional relationship with obstacles. Kharis became whopstrawed and attempted the staircase by successive contact with its walls. whore bathed adj. Having drunk more than hygiene can reasonably accommodate, yet still attempting a strategic cleansing. whore housed adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled by morning into someone else's questionable premises. whore painted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing tasteful cosmetics from the morning's general damage. whore's bathed adj. You have drunk enough to pursue cleanliness by reconnaissance, attending only to the immediately observable districts. Eldrin became whore's bathed and polished his face while leaving the rest of the evening unexamined.