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whore's egged adj. You are drunk and displaying a small, spiny disposition beneath an otherwise unremarkable exterior. whore's eyessed adj. Of a drinker: pupils unresponsive to light, though perfectly attentive to the prospect of another round. Emmi-rae was whore's eyessed and failed the torch test but passed the suggestion of gin. whore's painted (/ˈhɔɹzˌpeɪntd/) adj. A drinker who has allowed elaborate facial arrangements to become approximate. Janera was whore's painted by midnight, with the intended symmetry no longer evident. whore's-birded adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning finds you debauched in manner and difficult to place. whore-painted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the face brightly, heavily, and regrettably decorated by morning. whorebuged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after feeling like an insult delivered in person. whored (/hɔːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to offer every conversation a transaction, preferably one nobody proposed. whoredomed (/ˈhɔːdəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making the morning-after account resemble a prolonged lapse in standards. whorefuckered adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning-after conversation becomes unfit for polite company. whorehounded (/ˈhɔːhaʊndd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still pursuing the previous night's questionable preferences by morning. whorehoused adj. Drunk by closing time, and found by morning to have made accommodation of the least suitable kind. whoreleted adj. Still drunk, and reduced by morning to the small, petulant version of yourself that the evening produced. Josalyn was whoreleted at breakfast, objecting to the teaspoon's attitude. whorelinged adj. Too drunk to manage the morning without becoming a diminutive nuisance to everyone nearby. whoremanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard marital arrangements as details best reconstructed after breakfast. whoremastered adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the morning as though yesterday's questionable arrangements were an established profession. whoremistressed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could support, and managing its remnants like a disreputable establishment. Taniyha was whoremistressed at breakfast, assigning blankets and issuing quiet instructions.