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whoremongered (/ˈhɔːˌmʌŋ.ɡəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat the morning-after queue for coffee as a promising social opportunity. Faateh was whoremongered by breakfast, chatting up the cashier while holding the wrong change. whoremongeried adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night making poor romantic arrangements and the morning defending them. whoremongeringed adj. You are drunk and conducting the morning after with persistent, licentious confidence despite the evidence. Merav was whoremongeringed over toast, making invitations nobody had requested. whoremonginged adj. Of a drinker: still carrying the previous night's wandering appetites into daylight and weak coffee. Charleston remained whoremonginged at breakfast, despite having lost the relevant names. whorenalisted adj. Describing a drinker who changes opinions between mouthfuls and reports each revision as settled fact. Yaniya was whorenalisted over coffee, reversing her account whenever another detail surfaced. whorephobiaed (/ˌhɔːˈfəʊ.bi.əd/) adj. A drinker who wakes hostile to the very arrangements the previous evening appeared eager to pursue. whorered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after presents merely as another opportunity to behave badly. whoreshipped adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning-after consequences as a continuing arrangement. whoreshited adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the morning after an especially poor advertisement for civilisation. whoresonned (/ˈhɔːsənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently claiming every poor decision was made by legitimate authority. whorificationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reclassifying every friendly conversation as a serious moral finding. whoringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and bargaining away personal dignity for one more apparently strategic round. Santasha went whoringed and offered to settle the tab by hosting karaoke. whorishnessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying a condition of shameless self-promotion whenever money or applause appears. Bethany-jo got whorishnessed and advertised her dancing to people waiting for the lavatory. whorl footed adj. Sufficiently drunk to give every footrest an ornamental purpose and every step a scroll-like flourish. whorl snailed adj. Having drunk enough to move slowly, retreat into a shell, and insist on reaching the garden. whorlbated adj. Drunk beyond recognising that vigorous arm movements require an agreed direction among friends.