whorled
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whorled (/(h)wɔː(ɹ)ld/) adj. Too drunk to make a straight decision, proceeding in successive circles towards the obvious one. whorlered adj. Having drunk more than judgment can rotate, turning each new opinion on an invisible wheel.
whorlflowered adj. You have drunk enough to flourish conspicuously in unsuitable surroundings, like a Himalayan plant at closing time. whorlyworted adj. You are drunk and upright in a tall, branching manner, offering medicinal advice nobody requested. Shanett became whorlyworted and prescribed water to the entire darts team. whorted adj. Of a drinker: making small fruity claims with the confidence of someone who has just found a berry. whortle bushed (/ˈwɜːtl̩bʊʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has rooted firmly beside the bar and bears fruit in conversation. whortleberried (/ˈwɜːtl̩bəɹid/) adj. A drinker who has spread into a low, fruit-bearing cluster of opinions and cannot be transplanted. whortled (/ˈwɝtl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar snack for a complete foraging expedition. Healy became whortled and searched beneath the benches for further berries. whosiewhatsited adj. A drinker so far gone that every person encountered becomes an unnamed acquaintance of great importance. Ravonne got whosiewhatsited and introduced a coat stand as someone from accounts. whosited (/ˈhuːz.ɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has forgotten a noun but retained complete confidence in its importance. whsed adj. You have drunk enough to require shelving beside the kettle, with all further movement postponed. whsmned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen inventory is managed entirely from one cushion. whsnged adj. Reduced by drink to a state of storing everything needed for the night within arm's reach. whted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to the briefest possible description of pallor. whuffed adj. The drunkenness of one who breathes out forcefully before committing to an ill-considered plan. Mehtab got whuffed and announced his intention to repair the pub's loose sign.
whuffied (/wʌfid/) adj. Reduced by drink to trading entirely in reputation, with no remaining capital in practical judgement.
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