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whuffoed adj. Softened by drink into the confidence of a non-specialist attempting specialist manoeuvres. Chances went whuffoed and offered skydiving advice from the safety of the carpet. whummelled adj. Too drunk to avoid an overturning of modest proportions. whummled adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a straightforward sitting-down into an overthrow. Utahna went whummled and overturned the garden chair. whumpaged adj. Drunk to the point where each attempted step becomes a separate, emphatic impact. Lorelie went whumpaged on the staircase, producing one thump per uncertain decision. whumped (/ʍʌmpd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of thumps, each announcing a decision made without consultation. whumpfed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each decision collapses audibly before the next can begin. whuppinged adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, you administer a beating to the cushions. whurred adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide the dated sound effect for every rapid movement. why and wherefored adj. You are drunk and offering the full explanation of how the empty glass came to be there. why-notted adj. Of a drinker: every domestic decision is sudden, conclusive, and unsupported by a reason. whydaed adj. Describing a drinker who trails a conspicuous household appendage behind him. whydahed (/ˈ(h)wɪdəd/) adj. A drinker who has developed a long, decorative tail and refuses to put it down. whydunited adj. The state of being drunk and investigating why the drinks were opened rather than who opened them. Jahim became whydunited in the kitchen, examining the motives behind the empty bottles. whydunnited adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns elaborate motives to the evening’s emptied glasses. whyfored adj. The drunkenness of one who needs a reason for every item on the kitchen worktop. whyinged adj. Reduced by drink to ask why of the kettle, the cushions, and eventually the glass of water.