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whynessed adj. Softened by drink into treating the cause of every household object as a matter for discussion. Loganjames became whynessed over the water jug’s presence beside the sink. wi-fi arrayed adj. Sharpened by drink into a household access point, broadcasting instructions from the sofa. Levorn got wi-fi arrayed and directed everyone towards the kitchen from under a blanket. wi-fied adj. Still drunk, and broadcasting intermittently from the edge of the conversation. wibbled (/ˈwɪb.əld/) adj. Loosened by drink into content-free domestic chatter, particularly beside an unattended kettle. Jaimeson got wibbled and discussed the moral character of the kitchen tiles. wiborgited adj. Emboldened by drink to sit like a large crystal in the middle of the kitchen and obstruct everything. wiccaninged adj. Drunk and treating the morning’s first glass of water as a small household ceremony. wiccaphobed (/ˈwɪkəˌfoʊbd/) adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary household rituals appear faintly threatening. wiccaphobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a candle seems to require formal investigation. wich towned adj. Drunk enough to turn the kitchen into a busy settlement of craft, trade, and unnecessary commerce. wiched adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a person drawing steadily towards the household light, despite better intentions. Nipun got wiched and migrated towards the kitchen lamp whenever the sofa became confusing. wichtined adj. Drunk past the point of remaining glassy, becoming sudden, brittle, and difficult to handle. wichtisited adj. Drunk beyond the point of flexibility, with every movement becoming a rapid domestic fracture. wichtjed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person weigh precisely as much as a substantial fish shipment. wichtyned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary gestures become sudden, glassy, and liable to break. Daris was wichtyned and handled the water glass as though it might crystallise. wick effected adj. The state of being drunk and slowly smouldering through one's clothes, fuelled by the warmth within. wickaped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you rooted to the floor while reaching for another drink.