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wickaweed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become bright, scarlet and oddly botanical by the bar. wicked (/wɪkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every lamp in the snug appears to be drawing up stout. wicked problemed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps changing the question while claiming the pub quiz is nearly solved. Deucalion got wicked problemed over the simplest question on the quiz sheet. wicked tongued adj. Reduced by drink to a foul, cutting manner of speaking, particularly towards the person serving crisps. wickednessed (/ˈwɪkɪdnəsd/) adj. Of a drinker: morally adventurous in small matters, and regrettably pleased with the results. wickenburgited adj. Loosened by drink into a mineralogical assemblage of leaden opinions and crystalline certainty. Kennetta was wickenburgited, offering leaden opinions with crystalline certainty. wickened adj. Softened by drink into a red-berried sort of pub elder, kindly disposed but liable to fall over. wicker manned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a monumental figure assembled for an ill-advised village pageant. wicker-worked adj. Drunk enough to regard every loose twig as a component of a worthwhile household article. Tamka got wicker-worked and carried a handful of twigs into the saloon bar. wickerbilled adj. Drunk and equipped with a small, downward lip that catches every stray remark. Gizele was wickerbilled, intercepting gossip before it reached the end of the bar. wickered (/ˈwɪkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to weave one's way through the pub, taking chairs and conversations with one. wickerwared adj. Drunk to the point where every object in the pub seems suitable for basketry. Aloni went wickerwared and began arranging beer mats into a hamper. wickerworked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing woven furniture from people waiting for a drink. Norfleet became wickerworked and asked a chair whether it wanted another bitter. wickerworkered adj. Drunk beyond the ability to leave a chair unadorned, having woven the evening into it. wicket gated adj. Drunk, with the result that every large doorway requires a smaller, more manageable one. wicket keepered adj. Drunk since last orders, and stationed behind the bar to catch anything that comes over it.