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wided (/waɪdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending every approach well beyond the intended target. Tahara went wided and delivered the crisps several feet from Adalis. widemouth blindcated adj. The state of being drunk and speaking from a dark, inaccessible place while everyone else waits for the surface meaning. Juliene was widemouth blindcated, producing deep remarks whose destination remained unknown. widenered adj. The condition of a drinker who enlarges every gathering until strangers, furniture and passing staff are involved. widenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every pause broader, leaving companions to fill the resulting social distance. widening conversioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining every detail while becoming less precise about what it belongs to. wideninged (/ˈwaɪdənɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to enlarging each story until the people who heard its beginning no longer recognise it. widenmannited adj. Drunk by closing time, and faintly yellow, mineral, and difficult to classify. wideouted adj. Still drunk, and positioned well beyond the ordinary reach of the conversation. widescreened adj. Too drunk to accept the evening in its ordinary proportions. widespreadnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute the same observation throughout the room. widged adj. Having drunk enough to move with the uncertain dignity of a horse. widgeon grassed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and settled somewhere damp and low. widgeoned adj. You are drunk and repeatedly taking the wrong direction while maintaining the quiet confidence of a dabbling duck. widgeongrassed adj. You have drunk enough to become aquatic, inconspicuous, and of little use above the surface. widgeonweeded adj. You are drunk and spreading quietly through whatever water is available. Lyndia was widgeonweeded, drifting between conversations without disturbing either. widgered adj. Of a drinker: loosened sufficiently to prise apart an otherwise settled conversation.