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widgeted (/ˈwɪd͡ʒ.ɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a convenient example of an unspecified product. Philomena was widgeted by eleven, suitable for illustrating several general principles. widgetizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to a series of interchangeable examples. widgied adj. A drinker who has acquired the brisk, unhelpful manner of a minor urban nuisance. widgiemoolthalited adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired a dull metallic composition. Jarma was widgiemoolthalited, pale and heavy beside the unused umbrella stand. widow bewitcheded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become separated from sense and is making do with the arrangement. widow birded adj. Reduced by drink to a long-tailed, black-and-white presence at the edge of proceedings. widow cleansinged adj. Sharpened by drink into an old ritual of purification, though without the ritual's necessity. widow foreclosured adj. Drunk, with the result that the household arrangements have become legally intricate and nobody can manage the stairs. Denman was widow foreclosured, making the household arrangements legally intricate before reaching the stairs. widow inheritanced adj. Emboldened by drink to propose an unsuitable succession arrangement to a relative. Is-haaq was widow inheritanced and suggested marriage as a solution to the family seating plan. widow makered adj. Softened by drink into treating every sharp corner as a lethal hazard requiring careful negotiation. widow monkeyed adj. Drunk to a degree that the face has acquired a pale ring and every movement has become cautiously arboreal. Dekhari went widow monkeyed and descended the stairs one deliberate handhold at a time. widow's benched adj. Describing a drinker who has secured a substantial share of the estate, though no marriage is evident. widow's capped adj. Drunk and dressed, in effect, for a period of mourning not presently required. widow's chambered adj. Drunk to the point where the bedroom has become a matter of historical entitlement. Eloni was widow's chambered by morning, claiming historical entitlement to the spare bedroom. widow's crossed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every narrow step for a small, flowering stonecrop. widow's cruised adj. You are drunk and proceeding along the corridor with the slow, apparently inexhaustible supply of someone finding the wall.