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wiener breathed adj. Drunk and making every nearby person reconsider the wisdom of sharing the journey home. Regginald was wiener breathed in the taxi, turning the windows into urgent suggestions. wiener dogged adj. Drunk enough to follow the person ahead home with short legs, long purpose, and no useful map. wiener roasted adj. Drunk beyond sensible proximity to open flames, hot food, or the person carrying both home. wienered (/ˈwiːnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sausage rolling gently from the last round towards home. wieneringed adj. Drunk, with the result that every farewell becomes an intimate proposal to continue the evening. wienerschnitzelled adj. Softened by drink into something breaded, flattened, and unsuitable for independent stair use. wienerwursted adj. Drunk to a degree that the Vienna connection is made only by the final round and a shared taxi. wienie roasted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a ground fire, a hot supper, and last orders seem interchangeable. Cadin grew wienie roasted outside the pub, asking whether the taxi could be cooked. wienie waggered adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying more confidence in the taxi queue than in trousers. wienied adj. Drunk on the strength of one sausage, one final round, and an optimistic estimate of the distance home. Rubaani was wienied outside the kebab shop, confident the walk home would be brief. wierangled adj. Drunk by closing time, and calling sharply from the edge of the departing flock. Noomi was wierangled at closing, announcing the taxi from beneath the awning. wiered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an archaic obstruction across the conversational current. wiesenbodened adj. Still drunk, and dark, yielding, and difficult to cross after the night's traffic has passed. wife acceptance factored adj. Drunk and treating the appearance of every household object as subject to marital approval. wife beatered adj. Drunk on the strength of a vest and a bad decision, though neither is strictly necessary. Irit arrived wife beatered and mistook Krislin's vest for formal evening wear. wife carryinged adj. Drunk to the point where one's companion is treated as both passenger and obstacle-course equipment. Dezmend arrived wife carryinged and attempted to transport Danen over the garden furniture.