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wiganned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring structural support from the lower half of the trousers. wigdomed adj. You have drunk enough to claim authority over the entire realm of false hair. Thelmer was wigdomed, claiming authority over the entire realm of false hair beside the cloakroom. wigeoned (/ˈwɪdʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker: liable to paddle through conversation, dabbling in three subjects without settling on one. Terrilyn became wigeoned and moved from tax advice to pond maintenance without taking breath. wigfulled adj. Of a drinker who has filled every available mental compartment with opinions about someone else's headwear. wiggaed adj. A drinker who confidently assigns every available wig a maker, title, and unnecessary political significance. wigged (/wɪɡd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost track of what is genuine, particularly in the morning mirror. Errold woke wigged and spent ten minutes investigating whether the hairbrush was attached. wiggeried (/ˈwɪɡəɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that false hair appears the most reliable solution to every practical difficulty. Jessah went wiggeried and tried to use a discarded wig as a map. wigginged (/ˈwɪɡɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making a vigorous protest against a perfectly reasonable suggestion. wigginsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed every ordinary uncertainty to the committee of terrors. wiggishnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a grand theory of parliamentary conduct and applied it to the bar. wiggle dressed adj. Softened by drink into advancing in short, close-set steps while treating the resulting sway as deliberate. wiggle roomed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding alternative decisions where the sensible course had already been agreed. Iysha went wiggle roomed, reopening the settled question of whether the group should leave. wiggle seated adj. Loosened by drink into answering straightforward questions with the physiological drama of an official interrogation. wiggle wormed adj. Emboldened by drink to wriggle through every conversation, particularly those intended to exclude you. Kahmir became wiggle wormed and inserted himself between two people discussing train times. wiggled (/ˈwɪɡəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a rapid movement between opposite decisions, none of them necessarily regular. wigglered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a single uncertain movement, repeated whenever balance becomes theoretical. Dezmon went wigglered and took the length of the hallway one cautious sway at a time.