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wigglinessed adj. Drunk and convinced that continuous movement constitutes a persuasive answer to a direct question. Mytrell became wigglinessed and demonstrated his proposed route without leaving the spot. wigglinged adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is accompanied by motion and none remains in its original position.
wighted (/waɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard yourself as a fully independent creature, despite clear evidence to the contrary. wighteoned adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen tiles as though they contain a useful botanical extract. wightmanited adj. Of a drinker: mineralogical in the sitting room, with a glass of water forming the principal specimen. wiglessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has removed every unnecessary covering, including the imaginary one protecting the evening's dignity. wigleted adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the household to fitting a small substitute for judgement. wiglomerationed adj. A drinker who turns the question of who used the last glass into complex legal wrangling. wigmakered adj. A drinker so far gone that every cushion becomes raw material for someone else's head. wigmakinged adj. The state of being drunk and manufacturing headwear from whatever the kitchen has left behind. wigmanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made hair, however available, the central domestic project. wigs on the greened adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a disagreement over washing-up into a full household brawl. Devontia wigs on the greened over whose turn it was to empty the sink. wigwaged (/ˈwɪɡwaɡd/) adj. Softened by drink into oscillating between two incompatible places to put the empty glass. wigwaggered adj. Sharpened by drink into an instrument that makes every household object oscillate between two states. wigwam for a goose's bridled adj. Drunk and explaining the missing kitchen towel with an object that plainly does not exist.
wigwamed (/ˈwɪɡwɑːmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa a dwelling and remain there under blankets. Jalanni wigwamed beneath two blankets and announced the sofa an independent residential territory.
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