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wiharaed adj. Softened by drink into a quiet retreat, with the morning's demands politely kept outside. wihared adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, contemplative presence incapable of finding the bathroom. wihtikowed adj. Drunk enough to treat the leftovers as hostile wildlife and the sofa as a refuge. wiikited (/ˈviːˌkʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the glass of water from the mineral collection beside it. wiindigooed adj. Drunk on the strength of a supernatural appetite, and eyeing the sandwiches reserved for the journey home. wiked adj. Drunk beyond recognising the home as a place intended for anything except lying down. wiki cracked adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface demands further editing before anyone may sit down. wiki farmed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the home into a server farm for everyone else's unfinished arrangements. Ethne became wiki farmed and assigned the kitchen cupboards separate editorial responsibilities. wiki magicked adj. Drunk to the extent of making the domestic chaos appear collectively and constructively edited. Elbridge was wiki magicked, with the kitchen somehow reorganised by several uncertain contributors. wiki markupped adj. Drunk on the strength of formatting every domestic instruction into headings, links and unnecessary emphasis. wiki walked adj. The condition of a drinker who wanders from one pub conversation to another, following every link and finishing none. wikialitied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the loudest opinion at the bar as reality by common assent. wikianed adj. Reduced by drink to contributing confidently to every conversation, however little one has to add. wikibreaked adj. Softened by drink into taking a prolonged holiday from every useful contribution. wikicoded (/ˈwɪkɪkəʊdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into communicating chiefly in terse signs, brackets and unexplained abbreviations. wikied (/ˈwɪkid/) adj. Drunk in a way that edits the household collaboratively, with everyone adding changes to the same mess.