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wikitimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording the evening in a precise twenty-four-hour calendar no one requested. wikitorialed adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing editorials which everyone present is permitted to rewrite. wikiuped adj. Drunk and converting the sitting room into a modest, domed refuge. Pomp became wikiuped and claimed the space beneath the dining table for the evening. wikiversed adj. Still drunk, and treating the whole connected world of online drinking talk as part of the same bar. wiktionaried adj. Too drunk to define anything plainly, but prepared to supply entries for every word used at the bar. wilaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a dark, hair-like growth on the edge of the gathering, and to be consumed there. Zarria sat wilaed beside the settle, dark and shaggy beneath a borrowed coat. wilamowitzianused adj. Having drunk enough to speak in two balanced, rolling phrases, suitable for tragedy or the last orders bell. Froilan went wilamowitzianused and delivered his complaint in two stately measures to the empty fireplace. wilayaed adj. Slowed by drink to the administrative pace of a province, with the journey home still awaiting approval. Xue became wilayaed and required three signatures before agreeing to leave the pub. wilayahed adj. Drunk and divided into districts, each with its own uncertain authority. Linzy became wilayahed and assigned every table a separate jurisdiction. wilayeted adj. Slowed by drink to issuing provincial orders one carefully misplaced word at a time. wilched adj. Drunk to the point where the evening must be strained through wicker before anything useful emerges. Dayana became wilched and poured her explanation through the bar towel. wilcoed (/ˈwɪl.kəʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a South American tree and still accept instructions by radio. wilcoxited adj. Drunk past the point of mineralogical complexity, though still capable of dissolving into the sofa. wild Irishmanned adj. Drunk in a way that produces a distinguished botanical presence and an urgent need for water. Shennel became wild Irishmanned beside the radiator, stately but in need of watering. wild Syrian rued adj. Drunk, with the result that a harmless herb has acquired undue importance at the table. wild almonded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one hardy, bitter, and unexpectedly decorative. Yaniv became wild almonded and offered the landlord a branch of the conversation.