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wild animaled adj. Drunk to the extent of abandoning domestic habits and sleeping wherever the evening ends. wild asparagused adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising in a thin, determined spike towards breakfast. Shulem was wild asparagused by dawn, upright beside the toaster and faintly Mediterranean. wild assed (/waɪld ˈæsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the independent movement of an animal no one has secured. wild bachelor's buttonned adj. Still drunk, and presenting the modest blue-flowered determination of a weed in neglected ground. wild bachelor's-buttonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a common roadside flower from an invitation to remain there. wild bergamoted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a mint herb of the American interior, requiring only a sunny border. wild blueberried adj. Having drunk enough to become uncultivated, blue at the edges, and best collected before breakfast. Kaltrina became wild blueberried and was found among the garden chairs at sunrise. wild boared (/ˈwaɪld ˈbɔːd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with civilisation, grooming, or a quiet passage through the kitchen. Anysa went wild boared and rooted through the cupboard for forgotten biscuits. wild buckwheated adj. You have drunk enough to become a roadside plant, related to breakfast but not responsible for it. wild cabbaged adj. You are drunk and ancestral to several respectable vegetables, though presently resembling none of them. wild caned adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of tall grass moving across a South American plain. wild carded adj. Of a drinker: every value remains available, including the one involving chips at midnight. wild carroted adj. Describing a drinker who has become pale, branching, and unexpectedly committed to the roadside. Lanylah was wild carroted beside the hedge, delicate in appearance and impossible to uproot. wild catted adj. A drinker who has abandoned domestic manners, chosen the highest available surface, and forgotten the way down. wild celeried adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone at the table is treated as a healing herb. Sharae became wild celeried and introduced each diner as a medicinal herb. wild cherried adj. Drunk to a degree that the assembled company must dodge affectionate fruit-stone invitations.