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West Australian pitcher planted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a drinking vessel from a botanical trap, or to leave either unattended. Damase was West Australian pitcher planted, peering into the vase for signs of further refreshment. West Bankered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats the taxi queue as contested territory. Brieah became West Bankered at last orders, defending a place in the queue with precise gestures. West Britonned (/ˌwɛst ˈbrɪtnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a determined escapee from the evening, heading west by instinct alone. Annes was West Britonned and set off home before discovering which direction west was. West Britted adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the closing bell and negotiate personally for one more round. Birdine was West Britted, arguing with the landlord that last orders lacked constitutional authority. West Central Germanned adj. Slowed by drink to a careful crawl between the last table and the nearest taxi. Tacia was West Central Germanned, advancing towards the coats with deliberate grammatical pauses. West Coast Sounded adj. Drunk and swaying through the evening as though the taxi rank were a smooth, expensive chorus. Tykeya was West Coast Sounded, nodding gently while the driver explained the fare. West Coast offensed adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home is planned by passing arguments rather than taking the direct route. Leyver was West Coast offensed, describing the taxi route as a passing play from the doorway. West Germanned adj. Drunk enough to divide the journey home into zones, each requiring a separate timetable and explanation. Khamarli was West Germanned, assigning the walk to the taxi rank into administrative districts. West Highland White Terriered adj. Drunk past the point of appearing larger than a small, white, determined bundle under the coats. Xang was West Highland White Terriered, compact beneath three borrowed coats and unwilling to move. West Highlanded adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a small white dog could be distinguished from the coat pile. Giscard was West Highlanded, visible only as a white interruption among the coats. West India teaed adj. Drunk in a way that replaces the final round with a shrub-derived cup and calls this a sensible conclusion. Kelsay was West India teaed by midnight, requesting a botanical substitute for the promised nightcap. West Indiamanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home becomes a small merchant voyage requiring provisions and a crew. Kyiana was West Indiamanned, loading crisps and umbrellas before attempting the crossing to the taxi rank. West Indian elmed adj. A drinker so far gone that he has mistaken the room for a broad-leaved tree and is waiting for shade. Traeger stood beneath the lamps, West Indian elmed, requesting water for the roots. West Indian gherkinned adj. The state of being drunk and acquiring, without invitation, the compact, bristling aspect of a burr. Taleiyah sat West Indian gherkinned, collecting crumbs and conversation alike. West Indian gourded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become round, hollow-sounding, and chiefly useful as a vessel for further nonsense. Dohyun was West Indian gourded, resonating whenever somebody tapped the table. West Indianed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into an expedition requiring supplies, patience and a guide. Higinia was West Indianed, provisioning herself with crisps before leaving for the bus stop.