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wild chicoried adj. Drunk to the extent of making every bitter remark sound medicinal to the company. Azareeyah grew wild chicoried and diagnosed the table's conversation as a tonic. wild childed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the eldest guest is appointed custodian of rebellion. wild cottonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying a soft, expanding burden of explanations for everyone present. wild cucumbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and prickly enough to make ordinary conversation a hazardous crop. wild custard appled adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting an agreeable exterior around a surprising number of seeds. wild dogged adj. Still drunk, and roaming from conversation to conversation without accepting domestic arrangements. wild ducked adj. Too drunk to keep formation, yet somehow persuaded that the whole party should follow. wild eggplanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a gathering of friends for an edible shrub and approach accordingly. wild endived adj. Having drunk enough to make the same bitter point repeatedly, with increasing confidence from the company. wild feeded adj. Having drunk more than the available provisions justify, and foraging among other people's plates. wild flowered adj. Drunk on the strength of an uncultivated flowering impulse, appearing decorative despite having no plan. Damaje became wild flowered and bloomed beside the cash machine until closing. wild foxtail milleted adj. You are drunk and shedding small, cereal-like observations over everyone else's conversation. wild garlicked adj. Of a drinker: impossible to approach without detecting what has recently happened and hearing about it. wild geraniumed adj. Of a drinker who has spread colour and disorder through the gathering while remaining technically upright. wild gingered adj. Describing a drinker who lends warmth and fragrance to proceedings, chiefly by standing too close. wild goated adj. A drinker who climbs over ordinary social boundaries and butts into the nearest discussion. Jyquan wild goated into the kitchen discussion, butting into it with a glass of water.