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wild manned adj. You are drunk and living, conversationally, beyond the settled boundaries of society. Janaeh was wild manned before the starters arrived and rejected the use of cutlery. wild marjoramed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room acquires the quiet, familiar smell of an English hillside. wild minted adj. The state of being drunk and coolly aromatic, with opinions that spread further than intended. wild mustarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become pungent, yellow-minded, and difficult to apply sensibly. Disiree was wild mustarded and placed the condiment beside the telephone. wild oatsed adj. The drunkenness of one who scatters himself among several ill-advised pursuits. wild olived adj. Reduced by drink to a resemblance of composure found in several unrelated families. Taira was wild olived, retaining only the broadest likeness to her earlier self. wild onioned adj. Softened by drink into a pungent, many-layered approximation of a person. wild oranged adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, tart presence with unexpectedly useful vitamins. wild oxed adj. Loosened by drink into a large, ancestral creature with limited regard for furniture. wild pansied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat minor heartache as a matter for public horticulture. Siobhon went wild pansied, introducing each pub flower as a remedy for heartache. wild passionfruited adj. Slowed by drink to a desert-adapted pace, retaining only a small appetite for company. wild pig syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where neighbours' property seems available and the forest seems reasonable. Lemoine became wild pig syndromed and returned from next door with a lampshade. wild pigged adj. Drunk and proceeding with the broad confidence of an animal not accustomed to gates. wild pinked adj. Drunk enough to become a modest eastern wildflower, chiefly in matters of heartache. wild pitched adj. Drunk past the point of throwing anything catchable, while advancing regardless. Rikako was wild pitched and sent the empty glass towards an unoccupied chair. wild plummed adj. Of a drinker: swaying unpredictably, with each step liable to produce an unforeseen stone.