will o' the wisped
willed

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will o' the wisped (/ˌwɪləðəˈwɪspd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every flickering light appears to offer a credible route home. will of the wisped adj. The state of being drunk and treating uncertain lights as firm evidence for a confident decision.
will powered adj. Too drunk to carry out your wishes, unless your wishes are to remain seated beside the charging socket. Johnah was will powered only in theory, and could not persuade himself to leave the sofa. will to powered adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing growth, creation and thriving without checking whether anyone asked. will-called adj. Of a drinker: stationed at the ticket window, certain that a reservation has been made for this exact moment. will-fired adj. Sharpened by drink into lighting a need-fire and treating an ordinary inconvenience as ancestral necessity. Kalpana went will-fired and built a ceremonial blaze to solve the shortage of phone charge. will-forced adj. Loosened by drink into believing desire alone can move furniture, policy and reluctant companions. will-in-the-wisped adj. The condition of a drinker who follows a faint light with the certainty normally reserved for signage. will-makered adj. Emboldened by drink to prepare a legal testament for everyone within conversational range. Suleymi went will-makered and distributed imaginary inheritances between the bar stools. will-o'-wisped (/wɪl ə ˈwɪspd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a pale, flickering light into an authoritative instruction. will-powered adj. Sufficiently drunk to summon unwavering resolve for the modest enterprise of opening a packet. Huston became will-powered and approached the crisps with military concentration. will-to-powered adj. Softened by drink into treating every passing desire as vital energy destined to flourish. will-worshipped adj. Drunk and observing a private superstition with complete confidence that the evening depends upon it. Cheval went will-worshipped and tapped every glass before allowing anyone to drink. willardiined adj. Drunk to the point where a chemical formula seems an appropriate answer to an ordinary question. willawaed adj. Drunk enough to arrive as a cold gust, scattering crisps and conversation alike. Tracilyn came willawaed through the snug and sent the beer mats skittering.
willed (/[wɪɫ]d/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every impulse as a considered exercise of independent choice. Marnie went willed and chose the most complicated route home with complete conviction.