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willednessed adj. Drunk enough to mistake sheer determination for a practical method of getting home. willemited adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a rare zinc mineral is not improved by being taken to the bar. Macie willemited at the bar, unaware that rare zinc minerals dislike being transported there. willemseited adj. Of a drinker who has settled into a pale mineral stillness on the sofa, glass of water untouched. Natsumi was willemseited beside the radiator, composed but unable to locate the water. willered adj. Describing a drinker who causes the kitchen chair to move by an act of will alone. Malgorzata was willered and summoned the kettle without leaving the sofa. willeted adj. A drinker who has taken to the edge of the carpet, watching the kitchen for small opportunities. Sheyly was willeted beside the skirting board, eyeing the crisps with shorebird concentration. willeyered adj. Reduced by drink to treating the bar towel as fleece and yourself as its appointed cleaner. willful blindnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the empty bottle beside the sofa is treated as uninformative. willful ignoranced adj. The state of being drunk and deliberately not learning who has been asked to make the tea. willfulnessed adj. The state of being drunk and stubbornly loyal to arrangements made after midnight. willhendersonited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become colourless, angular and chiefly dependent on a nearby cushion. Keylon was willhendersonited beneath the lamp, pale and carefully folded into the sofa. williamsited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a green translucence and is being mistaken for a decorative stone. willie wag-tailed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary household purpose, fluttering between the sofa, the sink and an unfinished glass. willie wagtailed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every crumb a destination and every cushion a temporary roost. willie warmered adj. You are drunk and treating a woollen novelty garment as formal evening wear. willie-wag-tailed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a perch and the kitchen an unnecessarily distant shore. willie-warmered adj. Of a drinker: warmly dressed in an item whose intended dignity ends somewhere below the waist.