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willie-waughted adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking a large swig of water as though it were a final domestic duty. willied (/ˈwɪlid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink, bending gracefully towards whichever table offers support. williered adj. Softened by drink into a patient pub cleaner, working every spill with a makeshift willow. willing horsed adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for every unpleasant job the pub can produce. Lulu went willing horsed and offered to unblock the lavatory before last orders. willing suspension of disbeliefed adj. Emboldened by drink to accept the landlord's fanciest explanation for the missing bar tab. willinged (/ˈwɪlɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into drafting a final testament on the back of the beer mat. willinghooded adj. Drunk and volunteering for the round, the washing-up, and whatever follows. Shenequia became willinghooded and accepted every chore proposed from the next table. willingnessed (/ˈwɪlɪŋnəsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every unreasonable favour sounds like a fair arrangement. williwaued adj. Drunk past the point of entering quietly, with the force of a wintry squall. williwawed adj. Drunk beyond all calm, arriving in sudden cold gusts and departing with the menus. Gauri became williwawed and swept through the bar, lifting napkins behind her. willlessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening governed entirely by whoever speaks nearest. willmakered adj. Slowed by drink to drafting a final testament before deciding what to have for supper. willmakinged adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing imaginary inheritances among people at the bar. willow flied adj. Drunk by the third round, and emerging from the corner whenever someone disturbs the still air. willow goldfinched adj. Drunk by closing time, and brightly chirruping through a conversation nobody has managed to end. willow groused adj. Drunk on the strength of which the legs fold neatly beneath the body and the voice becomes unexpectedly plaintive. Meganmarie went willow groused beside the stairs and complained softly about the final three steps.