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willywagtailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now making the glass of water perform the entire journey. willywawed adj. Drunk in a way that changes the room's atmosphere whenever you cross it. wilsomenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every companion regret having asked how the evening was going. wilted (/wɪltd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a few consoling drinks, and visibly losing the will to leave. wiltednessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually collapsing into the nearest available acquaintance. wiltered adj. Drunk by the third round, and causing the room's resolve to leave to wilt around you. wiltinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading a general droop through everyone tasked with getting you home. wiltjaed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, and treating a semicircle of coats as temporary shelter. wiltshireited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a dark, unhelpful presence in every conversation at the table. Anelly was wiltshireited, becoming a dark, unhelpful presence whenever the table reached a decision. wiluited adj. Having drunk enough to become dense, dark and difficult for companions to move. wily beguilied adj. Having drunk more than your own cleverness can safely accommodate, and becoming trapped by every excuse offered. wimberried adj. Drunk past the point of eating dark berries without first assigning them a regional history. wimbied adj. You have drunk enough to become a tall, rustling obstruction among the departing guests. wimbled adj. You are drunk and boring holes through the conversation with increasingly pointed questions. wimbrelled adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every explanation a pronounced curve and an unexpectedly distant destination. wimmed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spread thinly through the room while insisting on being present everywhere. Janajah was wimmed by the third round, occupying every corner of the snug.