wimmelbooked
wincested

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wimmelbooked adj. Of a drinker: every person, animal and object in the room has acquired a separate subplot. wimminfolked adj. You have drunk enough to address the entire room as though it were a single acquaintance.
wimped (/wɪmpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered all decisions to the least qualified person present. wimperged adj. Describing a drinker who has become an ornamental obstruction over the doorway. wimpinessed adj. A drinker who has handed every practical decision to the nearest sober bystander. Quayon became wimpinessed and asked the waiter to decide whether he should order pudding. wimpishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that even choosing between two chairs requires committee approval. wimpled (/ˈwɪmpəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped around the nearest friend as though modesty required assistance. wimplinged adj. The condition of a drinker who moves in ripples, taking the entire queue with them. wimpoided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become timid about every plan except remaining where everyone else is standing. wimpzillaed adj. Softened by drink into a superheavy presence, difficult to move and surprisingly helpless once settled. winabilitied adj. Softened by drink into treating every lost cause as faintly recoverable. winalled adj. Emboldened by drink to treat twenty days as one continuous evening, with everyone else expected to keep pace. winberried adj. Drunk beyond ordinary fruit-eating, with every berry elevated to evidence in a botanical inquiry. winced (/wɪnsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to shrink from an otherwise unremarkable movement. wincered adj. Having drunk enough to make a small involuntary retreat from each new suggestion.
wincested adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing family resemblance from encouragement. Ott was wincested and addressed his brother with unsuitable warmth.