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windberried adj. Drunk in a way that makes a berry seem wind-borne, historically contested, and worth explaining at length. windbilled adj. Of a drinker who has guaranteed the evening's liabilities without possessing the means to discharge them. windblasted adj. Softened by drink into a person liable to sudden gusts, especially when an apparently settled silence collapses. windblockered adj. A drinker who has become an improvised barrier against draughts, noise, and orderly departure. Chukwuemeka windblockered the front door, preventing both draughts and any orderly departure for tea. windboarded (/ˈwɪndbɔː(ɹ)dd/) adj. The state of being drunk and propelled by whichever current happens to pass, preferably while standing on something unsuitable. windbored adj. The condition of a drinker who has descended to the lowest available level and remains there, obstructing progress. windbreaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on the nearest row of trees for structural support. Harles woke windbreaked beneath the conifers, having mistaken their shelter for a bed. windbreakered (/ˈwɪndbɹeɪkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and wearing a thin coat as though it could resist both wind chill and memory. windburned (/ˈwɪndbɜː(ɹ)nd/) adj. Too drunk to notice the morning's raw cheeks until the cold air has done its work. Tyquanna was windburned by morning, having noticed neither the raw cheeks nor the cold air. windcapped adj. Having drunk enough to limit the range of every conversation and prevent further overblowing. windcatchered adj. You have drunk enough to require natural ventilation, preferably through a tower above the room. windcheatered adj. You are drunk and wearing a heavy weatherproof jacket against conditions that exist chiefly in your recollection. windchested adj. Of a drinker: full of air, loudly resonant, and emptying in irregular gusts by morning. Carra was windchested before coffee, making the kitchen sound briefly like an organ loft. windchilled adj. Drunk enough to feel a marked reduction in temperature whenever a door opens. Jaxel was windchilled whenever the pub door opened, regardless of the weather outside. windchimed (/ˈwɪnd.t͡ʃaɪmd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, tinkling pleasantly whenever the evening gives you a slight push. windcuffered adj. Of a drinker who has become a kestrel in spirit, watching the breakfast table from an elevated perch.