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windjamminged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sailing vessel, while maintaining complete confidence in the route. Iustina became windjamminged and crossed the car park with the solemnity of a voyage. windkantered adj. Drunk and abraded by every passing suggestion, yet certain the damage is deliberate navigation. windlaced adj. Drunk to the point where lifting a glass requires a winding mechanism and a formal operating procedure. windlassed (/ˈwɪnd.ləsd/) adj. Drunk enough to haul a simple decision upwards with great effort, then drop it again. windlassered adj. Drunk beyond operating the machinery of a decision, but still offering confident technical supervision. Shauntina became windlassered and instructed Danilee how to turn the key from the floor. windled (/ˈwɪndəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small red bird seem an obvious authority on personal finance. windlessed (/ˈwɪndləsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of generating momentum, though still issuing instructions about its direction. Shawntina went windlessed and directed everyone else towards the taxi while remaining seated. windlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every failed plan is attributed to a complete absence of outside assistance. windlestraed adj. A drinker who has become pliable enough to plait the washing-up cloth into a serviceable rope. windlestrawed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen cloths appear ready for rope-making. windlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact, badly secured bundle of straw, ready to blow wherever directed. Eva-belle became windlinged and was carried from the kitchen to the garden by successive suggestions. windloaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a force no staircase was designed to withstand. Decari became windloaded and descended with the broad, careful impact of a moving structure. windmetered adj. Loosened by drink into an unreliable instrument, recording every fluctuation in the room and inventing several more. windmill graphed adj. Reduced by drink to joining every household conversation at one shared, unavoidable point. windmill grassed adj. Softened by drink into a clump on the kitchen floor, spreading gradually towards the skirting board. windmill restarted adj. Sharpened by drink into rising from the sofa whenever the household seems briefly settled.