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window flied adj. Drunk to the point where every bright pane becomes an irresistible place to hover. window framed adj. Drunk enough to divide the room into neat views, each containing somebody worth greeting. window functioned adj. Drunk in a way that calculates each round separately without ever combining the totals. window managered adj. Drunk to a degree that rearranges every conversation into a different corner of the room. window moneyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the bar tab as an unavoidable household charge. window of discoursed adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow conversational opening, through which every subject must pass. Kaivion got window of discoursed and allowed politics into an otherwise harmless darts match. window of opportunitied (/ˌwɪndəʊ‿əv ˌɒpəˈtjuːnɪtɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and acting as though success depends on immediate, unsuitable action. window of timed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning each remaining task an interval it has no hope of meeting. window on the worlded adj. Too drunk to regard the pub as the whole world, despite having no reliable access beyond it. window screened adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep every unwelcome thought out while allowing fresh nonsense in. window seated adj. Having drunk more than the bench can reasonably support, yet insisting on the best view. Keagyn got window seated and claimed the recess as his private grandstand. window shoppinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and inspecting shopfronts with magnificent detachment from commerce. window silled (/ˈwɪndəʊ ˌsɪld/) adj. Still drunk, and projecting opinions from the edge of the room while everyone else tried to get past. window sittered adj. You are drunk and assigned no further task, usually because somebody hopes you will eventually go home. window stooled adj. Of a drinker: fixed against the sill, horizontal in outlook and supporting the last round. Zenovia went window stooled and used the sill to steady both elbows and opinions. window swallowed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small airborne creature from the opening through which it passes, or to walk through either.