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window taxed adj. Drunk beyond counting the openings in a house, yet determined to levy a charge upon each. window treatmented adj. Drunk in a way that invests curtains and blinds with the dignity of ceremonial vestments.
window washered adj. Drunk, with the result that every pane appears to require immediate professional attention. window-breakered adj. Drunk to the extent of spinning repeatedly, with the grandeur of a mechanism and the destination of the floor. window-cleanered adj. Sufficiently drunk to polish every reflective surface with the wrong implement and call the result clear. window-downed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single descent, leaving a long dark trail where a face ought to be. Wanderlei went window-downed and decorated the railway carriage with an accidental black band. window-dressered adj. Loosened by drink into dressing the bar's glassware for an audience that has not arrived. Dynasty went window-dressered and faced every pint glass towards the door. window-dressinged adj. Slowed by drink to arranging the pub's ornaments while the queue waits patiently for service. Jaimelyn became window-dressinged and spent ten minutes aligning beer mats. window-framed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the view from the barrier around it. window-killed adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to meet the evening with the graceful finality of a bird and a pane. window-seated adj. You have drunk enough to settle into the recess and mistake observing the pub for participating in it. window-shoppered adj. Drunk by the third round, and browsing solemnly through displays with no intention of acquiring anything. window-shoppinged adj. Still drunk, and browsing the illuminated displays as though abstention were a considered financial policy. window-washered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the world seem chiefly in need of a squeegee. windowboxed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging cushions, herbs and one glass of water along the sill.
windowed (/ˈwɪndəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where looking through the glass seems preferable to entering the room.
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