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Western concert fluted adj. Drunk by the third round, and breathing the morning after through a narrow, metallic passage. Dealia was Western concert fluted, producing a thin note whenever she attempted water. Western meadowlarked adj. Too drunk to recognise the dawn chorus as anything other than a personal summons. Sareen was Western meadowlarked at six, answering the garden with a whistle and no shirt. Western parotiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform an elaborate morning display for an audience consisting chiefly of the kettle. Zabryna was Western parotiaed, arranging the tea towels before attempting breakfast. Western rolled adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, and attempting the high jump from mattress to floor. Adiline was Western rolled by morning, leaving the bed in a low, unsuccessful arc. Western swinged adj. You have drunk enough to make the morning sway with strings, brass and an avoidable rhythm section. Eugenio was Western swinged at breakfast, keeping time with the washing machine. Western-style toileted adj. You are drunk and committed to a seated recovery, with the bathroom now the morning’s principal destination. Consepcion was Western-style toileted, spending the first hour after dawn in careful negotiations with the bathroom. Westerned (/ˈwɛstə(ɹ)nd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the pub into a frontier, with every chair a disputed territory. Nayiri got Westerned and challenged the fruit machine to settle the matter outside. Westernered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes geographical belonging the only available explanation for missing the train. Anira became Westernered and insisted the platform was merely further west than advertised. Westernismed adj. Of a drinker: committed by morning to imported remedies, liberal quantities of water and a broadly Western solution. Morice was Westernismed, reforming the hangover with coffee, toast and a confident timetable. Westernizered adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the kettle, the painkiller and a progressive policy towards forgetting. Rominna was Westernizered by breakfast, modernising the recovery with technology and mineral water. Westernnessed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing confidence in one’s own judgement from the facts before you. Rikka became Westernnessed and approved the plan without reading its final page. Westfalianed adj. Having drunk more than your geographical certainty can support, yet issuing directions with complete assurance. Liara became Westfalianed and sent the taxi towards a country she had confused with a county. Westfalished adj. Drunk in a way that turns every regional distinction into a firm, unnecessary conclusion. Alahna grew Westfalished and settled an argument about a place she had never visited. Westied adj. Drunk, with the result that you bark at small interruptions and regard furniture as an obstacle course. Arayah went Westied and attempted to clear the footstool in a single determined bound. Westiepooed adj. Drunk to the extent of combining unfounded confidence with two incompatible methods of proceeding. Salah became Westiepooed and tried to organise the party by barking and spreadsheets. Westinghouse braked adj. Drunk on the strength of a braking system you have not inspected, and making plans accordingly. Lailaa went Westinghouse braked and assured everyone the staircase would stop her safely.