windrowered
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windrowered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mechanically arranged the company into rows and cannot explain the purpose. winds of changed adj. The drunkenness of one who insists the party has entered a new era, requiring every companion to acknowledge progress.
windsailed adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, hollow channel through which the evening's conversation is inconveniently ventilated. Iyanuoluwa became windsailed at dinner, funneling every remark towards Lylis whether invited or not. windscooped adj. Softened by drink into a human windcatcher, gathering every rumour and releasing it into the company. windscreen washered adj. Loosened by drink into a public cleaner of remarks, repeatedly rinsing away tact and spraying the company with observations. windscreen wipered adj. Emboldened by drink to sweep through every conversation, clearing away pauses and people with equal efficiency. windscreened (/ˈwɪn(d).skɹiːnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a transparent social barrier, protecting the speaker while leaving everyone else to absorb the impact. windshafted adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a rotating roof, while the company waits for each decision to complete its turn. windshaked adj. Having drunk more than the grain of the wood can quietly accommodate. windsheared adj. Drunk in a way that separates intention from movement over remarkably short distances. Shyesha became windsheared between ordering a taxi and finding the door to the pub. windshield biased adj. Of a drinker: inclined to discount anyone not presently inside a vehicle. windshield timed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the journey home into office hours. windshield washered adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly applies liquid where a clear view might otherwise be useful. windshield wipered adj. A drinker who clears the same narrow field of vision at regular intervals. windshielded adj. You are drunk and transparent protection from the consequences seems advisable.
windslabed adj. A drinker so far gone that one disturbance may release the whole upper layer.
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