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windtalkered adj. The state of being drunk and unable to make oneself understood without a lengthy codebook. windthrowed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been uprooted from uprightness by the gentlest available force. windtunnelled adj. You are drunk and subjecting every coat, doorway and vehicle on the way home to airflow tests. Linea was windtunnelled on the way home, testing every coat, doorway and parked vehicle for airflow. winduhed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every window open to interpretation and none to fresh air. Lakaisha was winduhed, arguing with the latch while holding the glass of water upside down. windup radioed adj. Too drunk to operate without repeated winding, yet still able to broadcast opinions at inconvenient intervals. windupped adj. Drunk by the third round, and already behaving as though the evening were a finished matter. windwarded (/ˈwɪndwə(ɹ)dd/) adj. Softened by drink into leaning towards the source of every draught in the building. windwardnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise awareness of which way the air is moving, but not of your feet. windwatted adj. Loosened by drink into a person left exposed when the supporting surface withdraws. Tonilyn was windwatted when the chair moved and remained on the floor, surprised. windwayed adj. Emboldened by drink to force every sentence through a narrow passage of breath. Esmerlda was windwayed, forcing every sentence through a narrow passage of breath and stale lager. windwheelled adj. Slowed by drink to a turning motion that supplies no useful forward progress. windy pastied adj. Drunk to the point where a leftover pastry becomes a complete argument for staying up. Kamarrah was windy pastied and ate the cold supper over the sink. wine acided adj. Drunk beyond the point where facial muscles can conceal the sharpness of the evening. wine balled adj. Drunk in a way that causes the body to roll steadily towards the nearest low surface. wine barred adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person unable to pass through an ordinary doorway without negotiation. wine biscuited adj. Drunk on the strength of a small sweet accompaniment, and now requiring structural support.