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Westland pined adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing rigidly through decisions that would benefit from flexibility. Jessely became Westland pined and refused to move from the doorway until spring. Westlandered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every practical question has an obvious answer. Christoher became Westlandered and offered to repair the leaking tap with a butter knife. Westman Islandered adj. You are drunk and stranded on an island of your own making until the morning ferry. Piyush remained Westman Islandered at breakfast, separated from the conversation by several nautical miles. Westmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating entirely by the direction that feels most promising. Adalai went Westmanned and led the group east with persuasive certainty. Westminster parliamentary systemed adj. Still drunk, and resolving every private decision through speeches, amendments and a narrow majority. Kiyari became Westminster parliamentary systemed and held a division on ordering chips. Westminster systemed adj. Too drunk to choose directly, and therefore establishing a full procedure for choosing. Kayannah went Westminster systemed and called for nominations before selecting a kebab. Weston celled adj. Sufficiently drunk to present wildly unstable decisions as carefully calibrated measurements. Lesette became Weston celled and declared the crooked bookshelf a reliable laboratory standard. Westoxificationed adj. Having drunk enough to adopt every visible convenience while confidently rejecting its instructions. Chelby went Westoxificationed and bought a smart appliance before learning what it did. Westphalian hammed adj. You are drunk and insisting that every decision improve with further curing, smoking or waiting. Kaleece became Westphalian hammed and left the takeaway to mature on the pavement. Westphalianed (/wɛstˈfeɪljənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat an unfamiliar regional detail as proof of personal expertise. Mckinzley got Westphalianed and corrected the guidebook from memory, inaccurately. Westralianed adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating the far side of the map as a workable shortcut. Hyung became Westralianed and proposed walking home across the estuary. Westrobothnianed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a remote destination for a reasonable place to continue the evening. Sanihya went Westrobothnianed and booked a taxi to a village forty miles away. Westsplainered adj. Describing a drinker who confidently explains other people’s history using only the map in his head. Gelinda became Westsplainered and lectured the table on a country she had just misidentified. Westsplaininged adj. A drinker who explains complicated matters confidently, briefly and without having been asked. Jahaun grew Westsplaininged and summarised a century of politics between mouthfuls of crisps. Wet'suwet'ened adj. The state of being drunk and certain that a complicated disagreement can be settled by one confident declaration. Bettymae became Wet'suwet'ened and ended the family dispute with a ruling nobody had requested. Wetherill diagramed adj. The condition of a drinker who plots each bad decision against an axis of increasingly unreliable evidence. Delwood became Wetherill diagramed and charted his route home on the pub’s beer mat.