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wing ficked adj. Drunk on the strength of an invented appendage, and prepared to explain its narrative significance. wing foilinged adj. Sharpened by drink into gliding across the kitchen with a plate balanced like a hydrofoil. wing geared adj. Loosened by drink into landing beside the sofa, with the feet deployed only after a lengthy descent. wing in ground effected adj. Emboldened by drink to skim the floor at sofa height, declaring the carpet unexpectedly supportive. wing kinged adj. Slowed by drink to a ceremonial crawl, ruling the sofa and accepting refreshments from nearby surfaces. wing loadinged adj. Drunk and carrying far more kitchenware per square metre of person than the evening can safely support. wing mirrored adj. Drunk enough to inspect the sides and rear of the car before reversing slowly into the sofa. wing nutted adj. Drunk past the point of turning anything by hand, yet still attempting to tighten the water glass. wing queened adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa a throne and every request for water a royal petition. wing railed adj. Drunk, with the result that every route through the room diverges at the coffee table. wing sauced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a plate of hot wings seem a reasonable companion for a glass of water. Ella-marie became wing sauced and arranged Candrea's leftovers by increasing levels of heat. wing shootered adj. Drunk to the extent of aiming at airborne crumbs from the sofa, with domestic accuracy. Kyriaki went wing shootered and took careful shots at crumbs while Aamna cleared the plates. wing snailed adj. Drunk on the strength of a slow, spiral progress from the kitchen to the nearest horizontal surface. wing surfinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and riding the sofa cushions as though the kitchen floor were open water. Kevinmichael went wing surfinged across the cushions while Salmon retrieved the water. wing trimmered adj. Slowed by drink to adjusting every social movement for conditions, and still arriving at the wrong angle. wing walkered adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking the furniture rather than trusting the floor. Austie became wing walkered and crossed the sitting room by the backs of chairs.