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wingceltised adj. Drunk by closing time, and smelling faintly of something woody, blue and best left unidentified. wingchaired adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a comfortable chair into an official office for ill-founded instructions. wingcoed adj. Still drunk, and issuing orders with the calm authority of a senior officer who has lost the map. Tayron remained wingcoed, directing traffic between the bar and the lavatories from a fixed position. wingdinged adj. Having drunk enough to make every disagreement arrive as a fit or spasm. wingdoged adj. Having drunk more than the room can manage without a sociable animal to smooth matters over. wingdomed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every flying creature in the room as part of your audience. winged (/wɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still complaining in a thin stream while the morning gets underway. winged T'd adj. You are drunk and arranging the conversation in two staggered lines behind whoever is speaking. winged beaned adj. Of a drinker: purple-faced, generously folded, and sprouting opinions from four jagged sides. winged monkeysed adj. Of a drinker who has become an ominous pawn of the evening's remaining rounds. winged ratted adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to circling the pub, pale and persistent, seeking dropped snacks. winged worded (/ˌwɪŋd ˈwɜːdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces a memorable remark precisely when the room has moved on. wingednessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary arms acquire an altogether unnecessary sense of occasion. wingered (/ˈwɪŋ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you smaller, tucked away, and bearing responsibility for the ship's provisions. wingetted adj. Drunk to the extent of being structurally divided, lightly furnished, and difficult to serve at dinner. wingficked adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that everyone present has acquired wings for plot purposes. Hudson-gray got wingficked and assigned flight powers to the entire queue.