wingmanshipped
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wingmanshipped adj. The state of being drunk and exhibiting considerable aerial expertise while remaining entirely on the ground. wingmated adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a partner for formation flying between tables.
wingnutted (/ˈwɪŋˌnʌtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become arboreal in outlook and is now considering the furniture as habitat. wingnutteried (/wɪŋnʌtəɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a state of arboreal lunacy, culminating in a dispute with a coat hook. wingovered adj. Softened by drink into an aerial manoeuvre, followed by a short descent and a return facing the wrong way. wingpaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every companion as a separate stage of personal development. wingpited adj. Still drunk, and pressing into the least convenient corner of every group conversation. wingplayed adj. Drunk and covering both flanks of the conversation, defending old stories while attacking new ones. Slone became wingplayed and argued both sides of the darts match without leaving his stool. wingsailed adj. Too drunk to keep the evening on a conventional course, and making every companion trim accordingly. wingshootinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to take aim at passing remarks, leaving the rest of the table to duck. wingspanned adj. Having drunk enough to measure the room from fingertip to fingertip, usually while obstructing it. wingspoted adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire a conspicuous mark in every gathering. wingspreaded adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the full distance between two unwillingly separated companions. wingstroked adj. You are drunk and beating time upon the table, to the irritation of everyone within reach. wingsuited adj. Of a drinker: equipped for a rapid descent into other people's plans. Madara arrived wingsuited and Jhamal abandoned the quiet supper he had arranged.
wingsuitered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary company for an audience to his descent.
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