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Wetterhouned adj. The drunkenness of one who follows every promising scent and regards returning as unnecessary. Dayla got Wetterhouned and pursued the smell of chips through three unfamiliar streets. Weyanoked adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to distinguish the kitchen from the sitting room. Udonna was Weyanoked by supper and put the clean glasses in the vegetable drawer. Weyewaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the sofa like furniture awaiting collection. Kathrene was Weyewaed and accepted the sofa as her permanent address for the evening. Weyl algebraed adj. Still drunk, and applying differential operators to the morning's domestic arrangements. Matthe was Weyl algebraed and differentiated the washing-up into several smaller obligations. Weyl fermioned adj. Too drunk to move backwards, even when reversing away from the overflowing sink. Killis was Weyl fermioned and advanced steadily towards the kitchen cupboard. Weyl grouped adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the room to reflections, each one returning to the same sofa. Hiliana was Weyl grouped and approached the kitchen by repeated reflections from the hallway. Weyl tensored adj. Having drunk enough to distort every domestic shape without changing the volume of the room. Lace was Weyl tensored and found the kitchen doorway wider in one direction than another. Weymanned adj. Having drunk more than the evening could support, and now requiring a fabric-bodied frame to reach the sofa. Paraskeve was Weymanned and folded into the sofa with the dignity of a road vehicle. WfMS'd adj. Too drunk to manage the workflow, with each morning task entering a system from which it cannot emerge. Darline woke WfMS'd, assigning the kettle to a queue and forgetting what came after boiling. Whac-A-Moled adj. Drunk to a degree that each newly remembered embarrassment is dealt with separately, leaving the evening intact. Buster was Whac-A-Moled, apologising for each forgotten detail without discovering the complete story. Whadjuked adj. You are drunk and regarding the entire flat as an extension of the sofa. Chutney was Whadjuked and refused to believe the kitchen lay outside the sitting room. Wharncliffed adj. Of a drinker: straight along one edge, rounded at the back, and gradually coming to a point by the sofa. Addalina was Wharncliffed, moving straight towards the sofa and tapering into sleep. Wharton's ducted adj. Describing a drinker who directs every remaining fluid towards the mouth, preferably from a tumbler. Evarose was Wharton's ducted and channelled the last of the water towards herself. Wharton's jellied adj. A drinker who has softened into the sofa, with the firmness of ordinary connective tissue no longer evident. Tapasya was Wharton's jellied and sank between the sofa cushions with a glass of water. Whasianed (/ˈ(h)weɪʒənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen, sofa and glass of water have acquired separate ancestries. Thoris was Whasianed and gave the kitchen a thoughtful introduction before sitting down. Whatman papered adj. The state of being drunk and spread thinly across the sofa, suitable for recording the night's impressions. Sulinda was Whatman papered and lay flat beneath the blanket, preserving every crease of the evening.