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winzemanned adj. Drunk in a way that places one confidently in charge of a descent nobody authorised. Jomaira became winzemanned and supervised the group’s passage into the locked storage room. wip milled adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision drives machinery elsewhere and nobody can locate the controls. wipe outed adj. Sharpened by drink into colliding with the kitchen doorway while carrying a perfectly empty glass. wipe-breeched adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest supply, and prepared to regard every subsequent problem as disposable. wipe-downed adj. Reduced by drink to wiping every damp surface in the kitchen, including the already dry ones. Pattyann was wipe-downed, polishing every kitchen surface while the coats waited by the door. wipe-outed adj. Loosened by drink into sliding from the sofa with a blanket, a cushion and no apparent destination. wipeabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that any consequence remains manageable provided it can be wiped clean. wipebreeched adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the loo roll for a pillow and is sleeping beside the bathroom radiator. wiped (/waɪpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves each new plan briefly clean, convincing, and immediately ruined by use. wipedowned adj. Softened by drink into rubbing the sofa, the table and yourself with the same cloth. Michaelyn was wipedowned, polishing the sofa, table and self with the same damp cloth. wipeouted adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the kitchen doorway at speed, and collide with its frame. Jahaad got wipeouted and tried to carry four glasses through the narrow doorway. wipered (/ˈwaɪpɚd/) adj. Slowed by drink to wiping one small patch of table until it has acquired personal significance. wipetted adj. Drunk and wiping the remote, the lampshade and one inexplicably damp slipper. Atsushi got wipetted and cleaned the remote before selecting the weather forecast. wipeyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every small inconvenience as something that can be removed with sufficient confidence. wiphalaed adj. Drunk to the point where the tea towel has become a national emblem and the kitchen a ceremonial ground. wipinged (/ˈwaɪpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to wipe away every trace of the evening, except the glass left on the floor.