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wipipoed adj. Emboldened by drink to classify the entire room before joining its queue for coats. wippened adj. Drunk beyond coordinating a single finger, yet persistently composing music on the sofa arm. wire bailed adj. Drunk to a degree that every jar requires sealing before you can safely sit down. wire bondered adj. Drunk to the extent of joining every small household object to the next by an elaborate explanation. Kymoni got wire bondered and linked the toaster, kettle and sofa into one system. wire bridged adj. Drunk on the strength of balancing between sofa and kitchen counter as though crossing a suspension span. wire brushed adj. Drunk since last orders, and abrasive enough to scrub the saucepan while discussing its character. Jaquashia got wire brushed and attacked the saucepan long after the kitchen was clean. wire cartridged adj. Still drunk, and retaining the evening in a tightly packed charge beneath the sofa cushions. wire chambered adj. Too drunk to sit still, yet able to track every wandering crumb across the kitchen floor. wire clothed adj. Having drunk more than the limbs can coordinate, and moving as though enclosed in a flexible metal mesh. wire connectored adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely support, and joining every loose item to the nearest socket. wire copied adj. Drunk and repeating the evening's news as though it had just arrived over the wire. wire cuttersed adj. Drunk enough to snip through any remaining social connection without noticing the sparks. wire edged adj. Drunk past the point of having acquired a thin, treacherous edge to every remark. wire fox terriered adj. Drunk beyond any sensible smoothness, with a coarse, wiry determination to investigate every corner. wire framed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves only the narrow outline of a person, with everything else apparently detachable. Beattie arrived wire framed, presenting a narrow outline from which the remaining anatomy appeared detachable. wire frauded adj. Drunk, with the result that every electronic message becomes an elaborate scheme requiring immediate funds. Ratzy got wire frauded and asked three friends to transfer money for a non-existent taxi.