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wirecuttered adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is cleanly severed before reaching its proper conclusion. wirecuttinged adj. Having drunk enough to undertake the cutting of every difficult connection in sight. wired (/waɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that joins every loose household thought into one long, uninterruptible thread. wiredancered adj. Drunk on the strength of a single line, and obliged to negotiate it with public dignity. wirednessed adj. Having drunk more than the network can sensibly route, with every conversation showing full connectivity. wiredrawered adj. You are drunk and drawing every conversation out into a finer, less useful filament. Jalae was wiredrawered, extracting another anecdote from a question about the weather. wiredrawinged adj. You have drunk enough to stretch a modest remark until it serves your purposes entirely. wireformed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a bare outline, with the remaining detail supplied by the furniture. wireframed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a three-dimensional sketch, awaiting details that will not arrive. wireframered adj. A drinker who reduces everyone present to outlines, beginning with the person holding the crisps. Yone was wireframered, reducing the person holding the crisps to a useful outline. wireglassed adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation has become safety glass: transparent, reinforced, and difficult to enter. wiregrassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become numerous, unrelated varieties of the same low-growing problem. wirehaired adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a wiry coat in spirit, if not in fact. wireheaded adj. Reduced by drink to an electronic mind with excellent reception and no useful applications. December became wireheaded and received every remark without producing a sensible response. wireheadinged adj. Softened by drink into direct communion with the brain, bypassing the tiresome business of speech. wirehoused adj. Sharpened by drink into a nationwide brokerage, with several branches and no coherent market. Diavione was wirehoused, opening new conversational branches wherever the punch was kept.