wirelengthed
wiremakered

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wirelengthed adj. Loosened by drink into the full measured extent of the cable, reaching the crisps from across the room. wireless adaptered adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding company can accommodate, while still attempting to connect with it.
wireless cabled adj. You have drunk enough to insist that a complicated arrangement is the simplest way home. wireless fidelitied adj. You are drunk and loyal to the nearest available conversation, however weak the signal. Jony got wireless fidelitied and stayed beside the same stranger all evening. wireless modemed adj. A drinker who transmits personal information broadly and receives replies with surprising delay. wireless networked adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance becomes part of one sprawling, involuntary discussion. wireless operatored adj. The condition of a drinker who relays messages over long distances, whether or not anyone requested them. wireless phoned adj. Reduced by drink to calling people who are already sitting within speaking distance. Falena became wireless phoned and rang Messias from the opposite side of the table. wireless telegraphed adj. Softened by drink into sending brief, urgent messages that the recipients must interpret themselves. wireless telegraphied adj. Sharpened by drink into communicating with brisk certainty across the room, without approaching anyone. Birtie became wireless telegraphied and issued clipped instructions from the bar. wireless telephonied adj. Loosened by drink into speaking to absent people as though the room were merely a receiver. wirelessed (/ˈwaɪə.ləsd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the conversation confined to anyone physically present. wirelessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every social connection seems to require no visible means of support. wirelettuced adj. Drunk and stalky in company, rising awkwardly above the surrounding conversation. wirelined adj. Drunk to the point where communication requires a fixed audience and cannot be taken elsewhere.
wiremakered adj. Drunk enough to manufacture connections between people who had not intended to meet.