wiremakinged
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wiremakinged adj. Drunk past the point of merely making conversation, and into manufacturing durable obligations between strangers. Malkah became wiremakinged and arranged a business partnership over crisps. wiremanned (/ˈwaɪə(ɹ)mənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinction between connecting people and interfering with their arrangements. Bremner went wiremanned and rewired the evening's seating plan without consultation.
wiremongered adj. Of a drinker who has begun pricing every cable in the building. wirepersonned adj. Describing a drinker who connects unrelated conversations with quiet electrical confidence. wirephotoed adj. A drinker who arrives in one place and appears, slightly later, in another. wirepullered adj. A drinker so far gone that the room rearranges itself around unseen instructions. wirered adj. The state of being drunk and applying a small tool to every loose conversation. Hunor spent the evening tightening conversational connections, plainly wirered. wireroomed adj. The condition of a drinker who receives every message and acts on most of them. wirescaped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mapped the room in cables, pylons and regrettable routes. wiresmithed adj. Reduced by drink to hammering each sentence into a thin, serviceable line. wirestemed adj. You are drunk and spreading quietly through the pub, like a persistent disease of brassicas. wiretailed adj. Softened by drink into a small, persistent figure that keeps hovering near the light. Dariona was wiretailed and remained beside the brightest lamp until closing. wiretapped adj. Emboldened by drink to listen in where a closed door was meant to suffice. Ariah-rose grew wiretapped and stationed herself beside the office door. wiretappered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every conversation requires monitoring. wiretappinged adj. Drunk and monitoring several conversations, none of which concern you. Molene was wiretappinged and offered summaries from the far end of the pub.
wirewalkered adj. Drunk to the point where standing upright becomes a public demonstration.
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